What is your favorite Romney Smell?

I know this is a small town and all and there's a lot of dust, the place is small and kind of cramped.... Contaminants can be transferred easily if you don't use protection. The treatment for that can be VERY expensive and exhausting. I told you guys to stay away from each other. I've tried everything. Separate living quarters, protection... But when that time comes you two always seem to end up on top of each other and I'm FED UP with it! Even tho I refuse to be financially responsible for your actions, I am still morally against it! There is plenty of literature and resources out there to educate you about thew consequences of your actions. I've taken a lot of time and energy to prevent this from happening but I suppose what goes on behind my back is inevitable, and all I can do is keep telling you...................I DON'T like Y'er Wheel Brush mingling with my wash mitt!!! And yes.. I just washed the car..